london commons birthday presents

dear londoncommons.net santa claus equivilent,

 my one year on the london commons is coming up in just a little over two weeks... finally. i can't tell you how much i've been waiting for this special day. now, i'll be able to freely use the term ''LC'' rather than the 6-syllabled ''lon-don-com-mons-dot-net''... imagine the sheer time i will save... i'll actually have time for activist initiatives, like flower-bombing secret military installations. 

i've been a good boy this year. i've contributed articles, events, and comments. i've even gotten some people to register. i even have one topic that's gotten almost 1500 reads and there aren't even 1500 people on londoncommons.net. plus, i only belittled someone digitally only once the whole year, and i'm afraid everyone would agree with me that they deserved it.

for my ''LC'' birthday, i would like several things... one, world peace, but GOOD LUCK at that one... been trying at it for a decade, and the damn thing just won't work. number two, a big crane at the ultra secret site of the ''LC'' meetings, so my wheelchair and i can attend one sometime... or do i need to bring that up AT the meeting? number three, i would like a birthday card, not too sappy, more funny, i'm sure you'll do just fine. is there a ''GIRLS OF THE LC CALLENDAR''?

 anyway, thanks and i'll be scanning my inbox in two weeks with delight.

-mitchell b